The stupidest Mormon pick up line EVER.
Guy: “Is your name virtue.”
Girl: “No, why?”
Guy: “because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.” (D&C 121:45)
Seriously. Are you kidding me? I couldn’t believe this actually came out of the mouth of a boy my daughters age. Some kid said this to one of her friends. In all fairness he is only in the 7th grade, but give me a break!
So tell me, what is the stupidest pickup line you’ve heard?